Graceful Thoughts

Teacher: "3 Idiots" film dehkne ke
baad aap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: Mam yehi ki..... Engineering
padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai
jaa sakti hai

Teacher: Shut up & get out !

Tinku: Mam main bataau ?

Teacher: Very good Tinku !
Bataao.......

Tinku: Mam college ke 1st day
Underwear zaroor pehenna
chahiye

Teacher: U also get out !

Chintu: Mam main batau ?

Teacher: Arre Chintu, you are a
brilliant student.... ye sahi
bataayega....

Chintu: Mam Doctor ke alaawa
Engineer bhi delivery karwa sakta
hai