Engineer Ko SMS Aaya :- Kaya Ap Anna Hzare Ji Ke Sath Hai...........
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Engineer Replied - Nahi Mai Ghar Pe Akela Hun......................
                               Koi Kaam Tha Kaya..........hahahahahah   :)  :)

Thinking Capacity Of Pappu

Boss:"Aapki shadi

ho gayi.. ??

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Pappu:"Haanji, 1 ladki se hui

hai..

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Boss:"Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti

hai..

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Pappu:"Naa ji

meri behan ki to

ladke se hui hai...:p :D :O

An Engineer

A frustated engg. studnt tells his
girl friend on date,
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"aaj paise tu de de,
placement hote hi lauta dunga..!!

Graceful Thoughts

Teacher: "3 Idiots" film dehkne ke
baad aap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: Mam yehi ki..... Engineering
padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai
jaa sakti hai

Teacher: Shut up & get out !

Tinku: Mam main bataau ?

Teacher: Very good Tinku !
Bataao.......

Tinku: Mam college ke 1st day
Underwear zaroor pehenna
chahiye

Teacher: U also get out !

Chintu: Mam main batau ?

Teacher: Arre Chintu, you are a
brilliant student.... ye sahi
bataayega....

Chintu: Mam Doctor ke alaawa
Engineer bhi delivery karwa sakta
hai 

Funny Engineer

Engineer To Rikshavala :-   Bhaiya Khali Ho Kaya...........

Rikshavala:- Han Khali Hun Sahab..............

Engineer:- To Ye Assignment Bana Do Yar......

Rikshavala Shock And Engineer Rocks...........